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thoughts on dorm life here in Georgia!!! (plus a few thoughts at the end)
50 signs you’ve lived too long in a Georgia Tech Male Freshman Experience Dorm 1) The last time you made the bed was when you moved in (i.e. yo momma did it) 2) Staying up all night and sleeping through every class seems normal 3) Losing your shower sandals is the greatest crisis in your life 4) Your roommate watches porn all night and doesn’t feel a thing 5) You can’t remember what it was like to have clean clothes 6) You have company over and immediately offer to sleep on the floor (Heaven only knows what’s in that rug) 7) You’ve forgotten that there are places that do not smell like stale beer and urine 8) You’ve lost your cleaning supplies and no longer care 9) You think, “Hello, Papa John’s Pizza…” are the most beautiful words in the English language 10) You will eat a cracker you found behind your desk before going to the dining hall 11) You actually look forward to Meat Loaf night 12) All you ever think about is home cooked food 13) All of your clothes smell like cigarettes and cheap cologne 14) You recycle your underwear 15) Playing Quake Three at 3 AM replaces sex (only for some Tech guys) 16) You can’t remember the last time you slept more than 5 hours at a time 17) You refer to Calculus I as “nap time” 18) Laundry is a once-per-semester activity 19) You hang around the smokers pit to improve the smell of your jacket 20) Laundry is classified into: clean, hang-on-chair, wait-a-week- and-wear, and throw-away 21) You go to class to catch up on sleep 22) “Quiet hours” are redefined as porn-watching time 23) You understand the joys of drinking warm Sprite from a dirty coffee cup 24) You schedule your life around when the one good shower is open 25) The site of four day old puke in the sink no longer phases you 26) You can’t remember how to flush (trust me, no one here can) 27) You brush your teeth at a water fountain without thinking twice 28) You wonder what it felt like to have a room to yourself 29) All conversations are monosyllabic: a. Hey…food (Hey, do you want to eat?) b. Yes, good (Yes, I am utterly famished and desire a meal) a. Come (Move it, the Swedish meatballs are getting cold) 30) You scratch without fear, EVERYWHERE 31) You actually miss your siblings 32) You are obsessed with “poontang” 33) You never use your stereo because you have fallen in love with Napster (and your T3 connection) 34) While on a date, the last thing you want is to take her back to your dorm 35) You refuse to do the dishes just because you don’t have to 36) Watching bad Jackie Chan movies and drinking warm Coke qualifies as a wild Friday night 37) You steal lab glasswear to eat off of (ahem…Han) 38) You look at the fresh vegetables in the supermarket and start to cry 39) The guy down the hall sleeps outside because his roommate’s girlfriend is over “studying” again 40) You buy Tinactin foot spray more often than food 41) You went to your Psychology class twice, once to get the syllabus and once to take the final 42) You dream in Java 43) You stay at home on Friday night to do Computer Science homework 44) You use your engineering reference textbooks as a footstool 45) Cardboard Box/trunk/luggage tables are the norm 46) You complain about the prices at the Salvation Army 47) You have to tell guests where NOT to sit on that five dollar couch 48) You use more of your roommates cologne than he does 49) Waffle House is a five star restaurant 50) You find a slice of pizza in that box under the bed and pop it into the freezer for later: FREE FOOD!!! |